{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"certificate-of-dubious-excellence","title":"Certificate of Dubious Excellence","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLe Concours International du Plonk\u003c\/strong\u003e is proud to present its most prestigious honour, awarded to anyone who has ever bought whatever was on special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach A5 certificate comes with \u003cstrong\u003e16 gold Official Seals of Distinction\u003c\/strong\u003e, ready to peel off and award to any bottle (or box) under $15. Perceived value rises instantly. Actual value remains questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAward categories include\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest in Class: Broke Dunedin Uni Students\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble Gold: Cheapest Way to Forget Your Ex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop: Hangover From Hell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop: Best With a 3am Kebab\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWinner: Most Pretentious-Looking Label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrophy: International Vinegar Show\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThird Last in New Zealand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e…and nine more honours no winery has ever wanted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSecret Santa, birthdays, BYO dinners, housewarmings, and that mate who swears the $9 Merlot is \"actually really good\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA5 black certificate with gold awards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e16 peel-off wine awards per certificate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Wellington, New Zealand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo sommeliers were consulted. Several were avoided. In Vino Veritas. In Plonk, Probably.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wino Awards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68042610409748,"sku":"WINO-CERT-1","price":15.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1043\/3190\/3252\/files\/Certificate_in_hand_A5.jpg?v=1794351927"}],"url":"https:\/\/thewinoawards.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"The Wino Awards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}